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Why Matt Needs to Slow Down and,
And why all my friends and family have been telling me this, as loudly as you could, and while I still failed to actively listen to you:
Matt: Slow Down – Mind Mapped
This is NOT, in fact, Even though you own: http://www.arthurdent.com/,
So long and thanks for all the fish….
Remind yourself often why you left it that way…. ;)
And, it’s because you are not, despite everything you want to believe, any of these people who you love, repect, cherish, consider family members and wish never to die:
Jane’s getting serious
Your mom, Dad, or any of the rest of your blood and extended families, living and late (for a very important date.)
And, since I’m now starting to cry a little, I must stop oversharing, and, in the words of my favorite standup commedian, Marc Maron: ”I’ve been recently diagnosed with something called “Generalized Anxiety Disorder,” which apparently, really, means, “We don’t know what the fuck is wrong with you…”
and: ”Thank you, and good night.” (NOT, again, so long and thanks for all the fish….) I wanna be around all of us, but most especially me and you, as long as possible.
PS: For those of you who wish to know how I learned to help do this for myself, please contact me gently and privately, and in your own time. I will reply in kind.
Matt, AKA ACR0NYM.